strippers

WHAT HTE FUCK WILLOW

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

psyducked:

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

dampsandwich:

i love to party

chickensandwich:

Eurovision? A pair of glasses that help you see in European.

dampsandwich:

methproblem:

methproblem:

the only person i need to follow me now is dennys

I LOVE U DENNYS

WHAT THE FUCK

westbor0baptistchurch:

putting on headphones set at a really high volume

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond